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Joke of the Day
"What animal is best at playing hide and seek? The airplane."
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"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."
"FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it."
"3: *throws plate in sink Me: but you barely ate! 3: yeah, I'm full...what are you eating? Me: the same thing you had 3: can I have a bite?"
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE"
"Is it racist if a guy with a small dick calls it his ding dong?"
"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"
"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."
"If sex is a pain in the ass ... Then you're doing it wrong."
"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."