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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapping computer? Mac-klemore"
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"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."
"Why does Heisenberg hate driving? He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer."
"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"
"If I had a time machine, sure I'd go back & kill Hitler, but first I'd pick up an ice cold Coca Cola Classic! (sponsored tweet)"
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"
"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."
"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"
"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"
"Do you like raisin cookies?.. Then why don't you adopt one?!"