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Joke of the Day

"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."

"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."

"What's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.... seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car"

"Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked"

"Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere."

"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"

"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"

"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"Are you gluten or something? Because you're inbred"