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Joke of the Day

"John McAfee's doing paper work to become president... Time for America to become bloated and slow..."

"Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go."

"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"

"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"

"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"(-1) 23 and it was delicious."

"Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."

"What did the redditor say to the other redditor? Yes."

"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"