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Joke of the Day
"(-1) 23 and it was delicious."
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"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."
"Josh Dugger The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff."
"But I love food, why would it want to poison me? :("
"Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry."
"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."
"How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently 10 aren't enough :\"
"What is the Blood Alcohol Concentration that makes most people avoid main roads? Backstreets BAC"
"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."
"""Your present is too big and weirdly shaped to wrap. Oh! What if I buried it in the yard?!"" -me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no."