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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"
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"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."
"PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby"
"I was banging my neighbors wife, doggy style, when her husband came home... She said, ""OH MY GOD, use the BACKDOOR!!"" I should've left at that point, but you don't get an offer like that every day..."
"""Who watches this shit?"" - Me, watching shit"
"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"
"Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says ""Made in Cleveland."" Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?"
"I ordered a book called ""How to relieve stress"" My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time. And that it's useful. And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me."
"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."
"How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?"