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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"
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"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."
"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."
"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."
"How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it ""yoga""?"
"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""
"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"
"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."
"Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP"
"* Grows beard to woo women * * Receives recruitment email from ISIS *"