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Joke of the Day
"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"
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"You guys hear about the gay midget? ya, he finally came out of the cupboard."
"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."
"Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie."
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"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."
"When you wish upon a star, wish upon Proxima Centari. At 4.2 light years away it's likely to have the best return time."
"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."
"If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows"
"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."