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Joke of the Day
"What did the redditor say to the other redditor? Yes."
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"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."
"What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest? Atrophy!"
"Life Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked!"
"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"What do you say to an alien with two heads? Hello. Hello."
"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"
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"How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red? It depends how hard you throw then against the wall."
"My grandad has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo"