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Joke of the Day

"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"

"What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible dummy!"

"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""

"What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?"

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."

"*feels painful possible cavity* *eats chocolate to feel better*"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don't know he hasn't opened it yet."

"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."