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Joke of the Day
"A good girl bends at the knees... A great girl bends at the hip."
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"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""
"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"
"Shipwreck diary, Day 32,567: So, turns out I'm immortal."
"The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881"
"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."
"My Glee Club is just a baseball bat that I use to hit happy people over the head with."
"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"
"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."
"What's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"