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Joke of the Day
"Shipwreck diary, Day 32,567: So, turns out I'm immortal."
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"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."
"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"
"Jurassic Park I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""not only does my son have a stupid name, but hes also a shit driver"""
"Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea.... Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?"
"You know what they say... 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name"
"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."
"My 2 yo is currently having the biggest tantrum I've ever seen! He's mad I will not let him open & eat the box of candy* he found. *tampons"
"Thug: *shows tattoos of tear drops* So I remember each person I've killed. Me:*shows tattoo of an oven* So I remember to turn off the oven."
"Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business. Me? I wouldn't dairy."