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Joke of the Day

"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"

"Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve."

"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."

"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."

"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

"My fairy godmother asked me if i wanted a long memory or a long penis... I don't remember what I said... ...but I have back problems now."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"

"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."

"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."