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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned? Cuatro Cinco."
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"Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too."
"Pet Insurance Hey baby. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy your pussy!"
"(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper? Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory."
"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"
"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"
"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"A blind prostitute is giving a guy a handjob... ...And she says ""Wow this is the biggest dick I've ever been with!"" And the guy goes ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg."""
"Q: Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? A: Her batteries were dead."
"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Advise."