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Joke of the Day

"(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper? Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory."

"Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."

"Which Harry Potter character is best suited for an apple product. Sirius black"

"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."

"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."

"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"""

"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"

"What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."

"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet! =D"