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Joke of the Day
"Pet Insurance Hey baby. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy your pussy!"
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"I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober."
"What does one chauvinist say to the other? There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!"
"Time to ban High Capacity Assault Vehicles? how else could we stop this?"
"What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?"
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
"Microsoft is like a stripper. They don't like you, but they act like they do so you can give them more money."
"Tomorrow is International ""Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull"" Day. Get involved. Don't question it."
"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."