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Joke of the Day
"An Ancient Roman walks into a bar.. Holds up two fingers and says ""Five glasses of wine please""."
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"A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist."
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"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"
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"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"