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Joke of the Day

"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"

"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"

"Males ejaculate at 27 mph. That explains why its illegal to do it in a school zone."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattracitve... ...eventually they would find me attractive."

"Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial? He never changes his position."

"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."

"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."

"Life and Coffee I like my life like I like my coffee, as dark as it can possibly get."