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Joke of the Day
"A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist."
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"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"
"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""
"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."
"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""
"My cat deleted my final thesis. Don't believe me? Cats can handle mice."
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"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."
"HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"