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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? By selling your camera."
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"Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much."
"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."
"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. Kinda like crying, screaming, or dying."
"I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once."
"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"
"A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises. The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says ""Like a glove."""
"Why does the ""forever alone"" keep a beehive next to his bed? Because royal jelly comes in handy... you know, for lowering cholesterol."
"You know when your cat looks at your kids like ""thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed"" .....?"