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Joke of the Day
"Fishing... It's like sex. The less you get the more you lie."
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"I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen I was absolutely delighted."
"Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest? Hermann Boering!"
"Did you hear about the woman that died with semen in her ear? She didn't even hear him cumming."
"After the title ""The Fate of the Furious"", I just need next 2 movies to be titled Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious Fast10 : your seatbelt"
"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"
"What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man? An Instagram account."
"The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes... ...They all got bent out of shape."
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"