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Joke of the Day

"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."

"Having sex is just like riding a bike. A strategically placed baseball card makes it sound like a motorcycle."

"What's 9+10 21"

"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""

"Why are knives always the funniest students at utensil school? Because they're the class cut-ups."

"Entered a blindfolded masturbation contest the other day... No idea where I came"

"How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked? Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke."

"I saw a black guy riding a bike... At first I thought it was mine, then I realized mine is at home, washing the dishes."

"Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry"

"The other day, a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."