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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy riding a unicycle today. Actually, he was riding a bicycle but I didn't see him & I hit him with my car. Then boom! Unicycle."

"I got 99 problems and a bitch is one -JayZ"

"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."

"How do you please all the people? Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!"

"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"

"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"

"My dad always said, ""I before E expect after C"". Society taught me otherwise."

"Do you know whats black on the bottom and white on top? Society"

"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."

"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."