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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?"
Next Joke
"Hurricanes, famine, disease, war crimes, child molestation, political corruption. And Jesus appears to mankind on a slice of toast."
"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."
"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."
"Apparently, ""Step up your game"" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are."
"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"
"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"
"What's the most common time to see the dentist? Two Thirty."
"What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)"
"My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise."