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Joke of the Day
"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"
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"Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't."
"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
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"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"
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"Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers? Bonos."
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"