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Joke of the Day

"I Remember The Guy Who Made Me Smile For The Rest Of My Life He's the reason why I don't do plastic surgery anymore."

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."

"My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank. I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was."

"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."

"What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)"

"You didn't like it. I was going to tell you a joke about my time machine"

"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"

"Republican Health Plan Since Republicans are dismantling Obamacare, they wanted to coin a name for their new health plan. They came up with Nobodycare."

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."