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Joke of the Day
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."
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"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."
"*washing car* Neighbor: ""You washing your car?"" Me: ""No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."""
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"
"My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex, but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old."
"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."
"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"
"What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW? A cactus has the prick on the outside."
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"