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Joke of the Day

"What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)"

"You have to be pretty ballsy... to get a Vasectomy..."

"Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron."

"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"

"Telling a girl to calm down: works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."

"What's red and silly? A blood clot."

"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."

"What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus."

"The definition of Baroque: A time when there is no Monet."

"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"