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Joke of the Day
"Birth certificate Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"
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"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."
"I'm lactose intolerant, too. Do the pills work for you? It's a crap shoot."
"What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command."
"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things"
"Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django"
"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""
"Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly"