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Joke of the Day

"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""

"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"

"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."

"What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? Disappointed."

"Where did mary go after the explosion? Everywhere..."

"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."

"An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said ""It was stale, mate."""

"Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!"""

"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."