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Joke of the Day

"Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!"""

"What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !"

"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"

"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."

"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"

"Just accidentally threw an 'xo' in a text to a dude. Guess I have to fuck him now."

"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"

"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them ""Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."""

"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"