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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"

"Why did Victoria get fired? I don't know"

"Listen up: I wear the pants in this family. They're a lovely taffeta with a subtle flare to draw attention to my lace-up sandals."

"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."

"If I don't get off Reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E"

"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"

"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("

"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."

"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"

"I keep wanting to make a BDSM joke... ... but I keep getting tied up in the punchline."