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Joke of the Day
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."
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"What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?"
"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"
"On cold mornings, it'd be helpful if a menacing man screamed obscenities at me in German so I'd get out of the shower."
"[grocery store with 2yo] Cashier: your son is so cute. What do you want to have next? Me: a vasectomy"
"I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... I do not want to get circumsized"
"TIL Why homosexuals dress so nicely. It's because they spend most of their time in the closet."
"What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman"
"Why is Ireland so rich? Because their capital is always Dublin."
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