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Joke of the Day

"Hoes looking for attention... Haters looking for a mention... Welcome to Facebook."

"Netflix has a doc called ""Fascism in Colour""; wouldn't this be more of a ""black-and-white"" issue?"

"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"

"What does a 90 year old woman taste like? Depends."

"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"

"I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface"

"I think my favorite MLK Day tradition is giving pans of ex-lax laced brownies to all the local racist organizations."

"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."

"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."

"Why do blondes have bruises on their bellybuttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either"