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Joke of the Day

"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"

"[Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again."

"What if a side effect to laxatives was death? That'd be a shitty way to die."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"

"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"

"Free air! (Help yourself.)"

"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"

"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"

"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"