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Joke of the Day

"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"

"Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs I said: Oh strange! It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs? I said: no, the fact that you talk"

"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."

"Why are all ants British? Because they colonize."

"I know what cock your sister is sucking on now. KFC"

"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."

"Amazon Prime would be a good title for a Wonder Woman movie."

"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."

"Exercising Grandmother My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person."