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"The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle."
"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."
"me: ""why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"" therapist: ""i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"""
"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."
"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
"There's nothing funnier than a grown man aggressively dancing at somebody."
"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."
"Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic."