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Joke of the Day
"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"
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"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."
"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"
"What's James bonds fettish? Bondage"
"""Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!"" - The Very Civil War"
"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."
"So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register. Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender"
"The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them"
"Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.."
"A pilot, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone within a minute."