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Joke of the Day
"Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.."
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"I don't understand chinese philosophy. It Confucius me."
"The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling"
"Daylight robbery... I got robbed today at Shell gas station. I called the cops, and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, ""Yeah, pump 6."""
"Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas."
"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"
"What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes? Tripoli batteries."
"Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses? They never show a prophet."
"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."
"i was baptized in a car wash"