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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."
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"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a hour. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why don't the polar bears ever drink Diet Coke in Coca-Cola commercials? Because bears don't drink aspartame, dumbshit."
"What do you call a rude German? A Deutsch bag"
"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."
"To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes."
"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."
"How do we know God isn't black? Because then he would've said ""I is who I is"""
"If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt"
"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"