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Joke of the Day

"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a hour. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!"

"Heard of the new gay website? It's colon, enter, pound, pound, pound."

"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""

"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."

"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."

"According to my calorie intake, I just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today."

"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."