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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16."
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"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."
"What is a sandwich on a ship? A sub-marine"
"It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door"
"Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up"
"what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =["
"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"
"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"
"""I saw mommy kissing santa claus"" has the same number of syllables as ""I saw someone die at Disney World."" Life's funny like that."
"Why did the jew leave the party early? He had gas."