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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the polar bears ever drink Diet Coke in Coca-Cola commercials? Because bears don't drink aspartame, dumbshit."

"What do you call a prostitute that has been kidnapped? A whorestage"

"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."

"What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea."

"What do you call a smart gay chemist? A homogeneous"

"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"

"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"

"Hillary Clinton hot sauce Fiery and Bernie out the back end"

"Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese? Apparently a bunch of immigrants work in the Kraft factory."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? About a hundred bucks an hour."