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"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"
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"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."
"Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back."
"Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs."
"Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying."
"What's Brown and sticky? A stick"
"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."
"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."
"Black Friday is the Christian holiday where Jesus rose from the grave at 4am to get in line to purchase a discounted HDTV for his Father."
"Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone ""What is snow?"" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this."