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Joke of the Day
"What's Brown and sticky? A stick"
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"What is Buddhism measured in? Oooohms"
"What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder."
"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Interviewer: ""So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Me: ""My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."""
"Writers who become addicted to pseudonyms have to join Anonymous Anonymous."
"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"
"People keep coming up to me & saying ""You have the right amount of hair my son."" Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??"
"Haven't put on a bra in like... 5 days. Being a dude is great"
"What do you call a slippery book? Non-Friction"