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Joke of the Day

"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."

"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."

"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the wife can cook fine in the dark"

"Why do historians say Hitler was a great mathematician? He could always find the final solution"

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me"

"Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side."

"Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher"

"What did the cake say to the knife? You want a piece of me?!?"