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Joke of the Day

"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""

"What's green and empty? Orville's arsehole"

"The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I've ever heard are things I've said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike."

"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"

"*Takes gift wrapping paper to the counter* Her: Did you want to buy that? Me: No, I just wanted to hold it for a while."

"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."

"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"

"What do you call an amphibian in disguise? Infrognito."