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Joke of the Day
"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"
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"What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use? oink"
"I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but... she needs a new Walker more than the Fast and Furious franchise."
"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?"
"If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don't try and out clever me with your comment. I don't come over and blow out your candles on your cake."
"whats the best way to go cliff diving? without the body of water"
"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"""UK Students Die In Safari Crash"" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now."
"i'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars"