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Joke of the Day
"What's green and empty? Orville's arsehole"
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"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? Virgin Mobile"
"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"
"Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there."
"What's the difference Donald Trump and my Vagina? One's a Cunt and the other has nice hair."
"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""
"What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid? The girl who puts it there."
"I was having sex with my wife... and asked her how it felt. She grunted and groaned and said it felt like two. So, I reached down to investigate. The damn thing had done gone and doubled up on me."
"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."
"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"