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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an amphibian in disguise? Infrognito."
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"Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I'd like to find the area under your curves"
"How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb? More than three, I still can't reach it."
"My wife is an angel. Bob and Harry are fishing one day.... Bob.... ""How's your wife been?"" Harry....""She's an angel, how about yours?"" Bob....""Egh, mine is still alive."""
"Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul? He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change."
"what does a british person say to congratulate a friend when he hears they are having their first child after joining a reptile gang? well, chap, you're a propa-gator now."
"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"
"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
"What did the skim milk say to the farmer I will never be whole again."
"A flying pig defecated on me today. I shit you not."