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Joke of the Day
"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."
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"It's raining, It's pouring... I really should be snoring. I cleared my head with sudafed I won't get to sleep until morning. (I know, I know, it's not really a joke because it's true)"
"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"
"Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline? Stymied Coppers"
"Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer."
"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... SIZES Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and ""Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"""
"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"
"Old mathematicians never die, They just lose some of their functions."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"
"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."